Who is the OPM?

Hi, my name is orange ipod man, or OPM. Why Orange iPod man? Well, I have an Orange iPod man, which is pretty much my life source. Now for the better question: Why OPM for Orange IPOD man? Shouldnt it be OIM? Well, I don't particularly like the sound of OIM, so i went with the "Pod" part of "iPod" for OPM.